Jerik Hendrickson

Twilight notes

Some time ago I wrote a review for the movie Twilight, a movie that was ultimately perplexing.  As a consummate professional, I took notes while I watched the movie.  I just stumbled across these notes, and here they are in their entirety.

TWILIGHT NOTES

• Bella leaving Phoenix
• Dad - Cop - Clearly disconnected due to hair length mix-up
• Calls him “Charlie”
• Jacob - long-haired Native American
• Classmates laughing for NO reason - Dudes into her
• Volleyball? 
• Cullens - So weird, so adopted.  Edward = Jizz
• Edwards science class freakout = more jizz, apparently
• Bella clearly unstable
• Jazzhair
• Saves Bella - total dick about it
• Worm on stick
• Jacob - Wolves “Legends of the Slapping Beaver”
• Bella saved - Edward is fucked up - Bella veg - Ed explains shit
• Bella uses Google to figure out Ed’s a vampire
• Bella so full of shit - Doesn’t care that Ed’s so fucked
• Ed - Family
• Watches her sleep (!!!!!!!)
• Baseball scene - other vamps show up 
• Bella must leave
• WHAT!?